Tuesday, March 19, 2013


Legendary groupie and artiste Cynthia Plaster Caster recently convinced Vampire Weekend to partake in her infamous sculptures. When she got them to drop their khakis, she was alarmed to learn that they have no genitalia at all.

"I always thought the Ken doll was an anatomically incorrect insult. These boys proved me wrong. And it might explain why all this indie music sounds ball-less."

It might also explain why Vampire Weekend wear the guitars just below their chins.